Ett gott skratt

förlänger livet heter det ju..

Dagen till ära ska ni få läsa två roliga historier!

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En man stannar till vid en leksaksaffär för att köpa en födelsedagspresent
till sin dotter.

Han frågar expediten:

"Hur mycket kostar en av Barbiedockorna i skyltfönstret?"

Expediten svarar:
"Vilken av dem menar du? Vi har:
Workout Barbie, 149 kr,
Shopping Barbie, 149 kr,
Beach Barbie, 149 kr
Disco Barbie, 149 kr
Ballerina Barbie, 149 kr
Astronaut Barbie, 149 kr

Skater Barbie, 149 kr
och Frånskilda Barbie, 1995 kr."

Den förvånade fadern frågar:

"Varför kostar Frånskilda Barbie 1995 kr och de andra bara 149 kr?"

Den lätt irriterade expediten himlar med ögonen, suckar och svarar:

"Herrn... I Frånskilda Barbie ingår även Kens bil, Kens hus, Kens båt, Kens
möbler, Kens dator, och en av Kens vänner"

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, and then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
The bird again replied, "The same kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus!"

Puss och kram från Jenny!